PALMERSTON NORTHERS
Tomorrow (Fri. 12 April), Pat Goldsack LIVE at Square Edge Fx Theatre. 7pm start, $10 cash on door. See you there to get your own in (selfie I mean loves...)
I turned the tanning bed up to 87 and it was dry and hot like a menopausal woman. (Don't worry, I wasn't.)
Tickets in my bio, loves! Let your friends and lovers know this is my last NZ visit for some time, as I live in the United Kingdom now, and am sleeping round over there instead. Would love to see you all xo
Nearly saw a light at the end of the tunnel after a night with these three brawny blokes. Just about split me in half
Always return the favour, loves
Just trimming my bush
Explaining the rules at an underground Parisian brothel last year
It's been a long day, so I'm having a foot bath, peppermint tea, and a threesome before bed.
This young man likes a good thumbs up, no gloves
Always feels better with my teeth out
Please sir... can I have some more?
Trust me, dears - even the pros swing too hard sometimes
Drive to the conditions, when they change reduce your speed. (Alas, loves, wherever I am it's always wet 🤔)
Always loved my husbands' tastes in necklaces
Just... a... spoonful of sugar helps the Patricia go down
Love a good ride
Having some really good dreams
Time for some cranberry juice
Pat Special #2: Red bull, Jager, vodka, tonic, rose water, Pimms, shake vigorously with two hands, then pour sensuously over ice and compliment the drink for lasting so long
